On 1 July 2009 after being blocked from YouTube user zigzagzippy05's MySpace after a misunderstanding about a few innocent stage directions on bowel movements, Bob decides to venture into the world of video making himself. In what sounds like strong evidence that trolling has become mainstream enough to get government funding into psychological research, Bob the blind shit fetishist has been unleashed to run around YouTube like Mr. These are the despicable lengths the disabled will go to just to get their perverted kicks. However, in light of the facts about this person now, it is likely that he yearned for neither accommodation nor sustenance, but only to be within earshot of someone leaving a steamer in the bowl. He went to a nearby Fatburger that allowed seeing-eye dogs after the Quiznos incident.īoth of these stories on their own would make the average person feel anger on his behalf and a little sorry for his cruel treatment. In February 2009, Bob was refused admittance to a metro Detroit Quiznos, again citing a "no dogs" policy. According to one, in 1985 while looking for work and an apartment in Florida, Bob was refused accommodation because of a no pets rule forbidding his seeing eye dog from living in the apartment. Despite the amount of personal information about present day Bob, little is known about his past other than a few news reports of mistreatment by society. Ironically, Seeing eye dogs are very well behaved, and it's actually the human you have to worry about sniffing butts.īob Rehahn is a 52 year old blind man who works as a school teacher at The Jerry L. If your only way of navigating around the site was by closing your eyes, listening to fart and plane noises and having text to speech software translate everything that is written below videos, what Mad Max landscape would your mind conjure? Would you run off in horror that on one of the largest sites on the internet people are free to act out their most depraved fantasies on video? Or would you say fuck it, post videos asking school children to shit for you and get consumer advice on a really good camera so you can join in the pooping orgy? If you took the red pill, welcome to the world of blind meteorologist, coprophiliac, and occasional aviation fan, Bob Rehahn aka Brehahn1957 or ol' shiteyes to his friends.īob and the much maligned Martin. Populated by 13 year old boys, pedos, and asshats using the anonymity of throwaway accounts you can say anything there, free from any repercussions. Imagine, if you will, a YouTube where everyone publicly acts precisely like they talk in the uninhibited comments section of the videos. They'll need a whole new character to accurately describe Bob's proclivities.
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